Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To accomplish more together.
Mongol General: Retard.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Does your Motto Live Up To The Conan Test?
Conan knew what he wanted in life, nothing more than to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and laminate their women. When the mongol general asks you what is best in life, are you going to be as definitive as Conan, or come up with some lame corporate strategy?