Rejected Tea Bar Flavours

• finaliTEA: a black tea, with bright citrus flavours and flecks of cyanide tablets
• dispariTEA: a hand rolled flowering tea, produced cheaply by exploiting 3rd world workers
• insaniTEA: an intense herbal infusion, with the occasional hallucinogenic mushroom to liven up your afternoon.
• extremiTEA: a light black tea, with some flesh included, from those workers that put their arms too far into the threshing machine
• fataliTEA: A fine oolong tea that may cause ejection of the spine. Jonny Cages tea of choice!
• conductiviTEA: A green tea, accented with metal fillings. Raidens favourite!
• insecuriTEA: The finest of white teas, you'll never feel adequate in comparison.
• uncertainTEA: We know exactly what kind of tea this is, unfortunately that means we have no idea where it is.
• InstabiliTEA: A blend of Assam and ceylon teas, with a dash of neurotoxin for arroma.
• RoyalTEA: We get 1% of the purchase price of this tea.
• FrivoliTEA: We'll laugh at you for buying the worst tea we have